Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?
The police will not pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. They fear this man. They know he can see further than they, and that he will bind them with infinite knowledge
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
It’s all in the reflexes
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That final moment of mental preparation
The transformation. In selfies